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surferess: These videos made me lol. ^..^
Girl doesn’t want to get married until she has a job.
Cats on a slide
amyvernon: omg, it never ends! It’s like an ouroboros via @azzric:
He Makes My Bottom Hurt
Many years ago my ex and I were riding in the car with a friend and her five year old daughter when “Born to Run” came on the radio. The five year old proceeds to yell “TURN IT UP! THAT’S BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN…… HE MAKES MY BOTTOM HURT!” Needless to say we were floored. It’s been my go to phrase for anything that demands to have its awesomeness...
As far as being overpaid and underworked…I grant you, I have a week’s vacation...– A Letter to Gov. Scott Walker From a Wisconsin Teacher | Mother Jones (via kateoplis)
Slashleen: My Dad on American Idol 2: →
slashleen: “That guy looks like a woman trapped in a little boy’s body” “I hope that guy with the tail loses. He looks like trouble, like he’s begging for a man with a big dick to ‘punish’ him.” “The last time I heard something this wretched your mother gave birth to 7lbs of you.” “He’s got that velvet…